Sex’s Two Top Ten Lists

Man, I deal with this issue so much with myself and others who are picking up the pieces and have been decimated by the devil in this area, I thought I would have some fun while delivering a message!  Those of you who are sanctified forgive me, I am on my way!


Outside of a covenant relationship:

1.    Don’t have sex because you might become emotionally attached to somebody who won’t be there.
2.    Don’t have sex because you pay taxes too!
3.    Don’t have sex because you are damaging the temple of God… like IKE on the Chase Tower.
4.    Don’t have sex because he don’t love you that much?
5.    Don’t have sex because she ain’t as “clean” as you think, kinfolk!
6.    Don’t have sex because you are following the world in worshiping the Sex God that the world worships!
7.    Don’t have sex because who knows what you are opening yourself up to spiritually!
8.    Don’t have sex because you can’t take care of those kids!
9.    Don’t have sex because krabs ain’t kewl!
10.    Don’t have sex because if Christ is your King, you are dishonoring and disobeying Him.


Inside a covenant relationship:

1.    Do have sex because it is an act of worship!
2.    Do have sex because it ain’t right to hold out on your spouse!  (Rule No. 1, homey, lol)
3.    Do have sex because it helps to strengthen the bonds between a man and a woman.
4.    Do have sex because there is nothing dirty about it when done in God’s will.
5.    Do have sex because the Song of Solomon was written for Lovers under God.
6.    Do have sex because you’ve waited this long!
7.    Do have sex because through this gift he gives the gift of life!
8.    Do have sex because it is enjoyable (so I heard from other married folk!).
9.    Do have sex because it seals the covenant between you and your wife!
10.    Do have sex because it is GOOD! (Everything God created he said was good)!

  1. Dorian
    September 19, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    This is interesting….often this topic is taboo among Christians….

  2. September 20, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    It is taboo. But it is part of life and he came to bring us life and it more abundantly! The issue ought to be front and center on the list. I believe that we ask God to bless us, but how hands are closed because we are holding on to some stuff. This is part of that “stuff.”

  3. Dorian
    November 3, 2008 at 12:00 am

    Okay…I’m making an official protest……no more blogging? It’s almost been TWO months……Is your blog going in the “circular file”? Say it ain’t so!!

  4. November 9, 2008 at 1:31 am

    Back on line homey, my bad.

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